38 yer olds are good kisserssss
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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