So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Come see our sink grown plant.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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