we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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