spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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