i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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