Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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