Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
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You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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