id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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