Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
