I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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