i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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