you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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