I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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