Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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