he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I just found puke in my bra..
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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