sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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