i need an iv and a liver transplant
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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