U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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