I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
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Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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