i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
