And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
This is my gift to your gina
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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