Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
you're hired as official boob wrangler
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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