you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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