It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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