I CAN MOONWALK!
He kissed a someone with a penis
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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