North Korea, Best Korea!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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