the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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