The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
did you just send me my own nude
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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