the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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