I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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