Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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