She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The adults are the big ones right?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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