Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Sorry about my life...
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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