A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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