She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize
