Please, let me fuck your mom
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize