Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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