Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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