What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
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So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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