I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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