the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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