some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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