I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You almost got us killed.
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