I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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