all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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