cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize