They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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