How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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