My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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