Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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