He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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