you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Someone signed my nipple.
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