so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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