I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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