Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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