I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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